Butt Face

ChadWayne says my face is soft, like a baby's bum. 
I have a butt face now. 
Thank you. 
Good thing I love him. 


We have a tree in our house. A REAL TREE ...made of vinyl of course. If you are a newlywed, definitely test the strength of your marriage with vinyl. This tree is at least 6 ft. tall by 3 ft. wide. And every leaf is individual. It did not want to stick to the wall. Frustration at the highest. Clearly, our marriage is stronger than ever because of our tree.